Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 02, 2023

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    C  6 months ago

    Gee Wiz

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    B UTTONS  6 months ago

    Careful Wiz, she may taco you throughout the night.

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    jpsomebody  6 months ago

    One good turn gets most of the blankets.

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 6 months ago

    I have never had a burrito. Why are they so gassy?

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    ToborRedrum  6 months ago

    This comic is my wife every night. I never get any blanket.

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    DaveG1960  6 months ago

    “And the little one said, roll over, and they all roll over and one fell out……”

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    Doug K  6 months ago

    … and that’s a wrap.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 6 months ago

    And how is the Wiz going to get in bed, now that his side is tacked down?

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    AB9SS  6 months ago

    Never had a burrito? Where have you “bean”?

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    jagedlo  6 months ago

    Now I have an idea of what to have for dinner tonight…

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    franish2bzn  6 months ago

    Or, it could be that she rolls up in the blankets as if she is the filling in a burrito….

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    Wizard of Ahz-no relation  6 months ago

    I think the term is not so much what she’s eating but that she curls up and steals all the covers-so he’s securing them

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    erledbet  6 months ago

    I guess the nail gun runs off “gas”!

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    MRC112  6 months ago

    Yeah, it’s always a problem when you have to peel the duvet off the wall part way through the night.

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    geese28  6 months ago

    Don’t you mean “Dutch oven”?

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 6 months ago

    Yeah. I don’t want to be greedy here, I just want my share of the blankets on my side of the bed while I’m in it.

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    preacherman  6 months ago

    I don’t get why panels 1 and 2 don’t seem to be connected to panel 3. At first, the Wiz seems to be making a lean-to tent with his blanket, perhaps to incase her gas passing. But, where is the tent in panel 3?

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    ladykat  6 months ago

    Wiz, just get another blanket.

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    jango  6 months ago

    Classical Gas (Mason Williams)

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    cj57  6 months ago

    My wife and I had separate blankets, so we never had that problem.

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    phil  6 months ago

    Burritoing: The act of rolling yourself up in a blanket to become a human burrito.

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    Goat from PBS  6 months ago

    Is that a technical term for rolling up in the blankets?

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 6 months ago

    Is that to prevent her from burritoing and pulling the covers over his head?

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    silberdistel  6 months ago

    Just for my understanding: one blanket for both of them? Is that a normal thing somewhere?

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    [Unnamed Reader - 83d506]  6 months ago

    Things could get frisky… now he has to climb over her to get into bed! LOL!

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    T...  6 months ago

    Beans, beans, the noisy fruit, the more in a burrito, the more you toot…

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    AndrewSharpe  6 months ago

    A much simpler solution that I’ve used for years: two blankets side by side.

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    eced52  6 months ago

    How does Wiz plan on getting into bed?

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