Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 26, 2023

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 5 months ago

    WOW, perfect timing!

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    B UTTONS  5 months ago

    Election season is upon us.

    The politicians are preparing for $hit throwing.

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    jasonsnakelover  5 months ago

    What do they spend it on?

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    suv2000  5 months ago

    How else will we arm our enemies and get our cash back That we Loaned them

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    Sanspareil  5 months ago

    Nah! The King has a whole basement of gold as witnessed in a few strips ago!

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    DaveG1960  5 months ago

    They are really in the trebuchet……

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    Doug K  5 months ago

    At least he’s not just giving them to his adversaries.

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    jagedlo  5 months ago

    If it is, then you and Wiz may be out of jobs soon, Rod!

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    TechInDallas  5 months ago

    Google “The Rise and Fall of the Army Surplus Store”. TLDR: instead of throwing everything and the kitchen sink at wars, military actions are now budgeted precisely, so there’s no mil surp stuff for sale anymore after a major war. Oh, and the US not having been in a major war in a while. Most anything you see in a milsurp store these days are Chinese repros.

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    rshive  5 months ago

    Can’ see the Fink being strapped. And do the Huns use catapults?

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    Chithing Premium Member 5 months ago

    The ever popular DRMO lot.

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    Prey  5 months ago

    Someone sold him the new, improved, invisible catapults, the same person was tailor to Marcus the Third

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 5 months ago

    Sell them to Ukraine.

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    Goat from PBS  5 months ago

    Tax the people more! MORE!!!

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    rockyridge1977  5 months ago

    ….just wait …tomorrow will be 45% off!!!!

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    blakerl  5 months ago

    Oh no not another one. The King said raise the debt ceiling!!!

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 5 months ago

    I wonder if the US would be a better place if government surplus was simply given, free of charge, back to the citizens who paid for it in the first place. I don’t necessarily mean guns and bombs and all that, but packs, sleeping bags, clothes, barracks washing machines, computers and all that stuff.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 5 months ago

    Bet they could sell them to Iraq. Or Iran. Or Syria. Or Lebanon. Or one of those darn places. So difficult to keep them straight.

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    preacherman  5 months ago

    Maybe the king doesn’t need the catapults so much anymore since he has a wizard and a fire breathing dragon named Henry.

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    dflak  5 months ago

    I don’t have any military hardware to sell you, but I do have military secrets I can give you a good deal on.

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    flemmingo  5 months ago

    Sounds like a government that I’m familiar with. We’re over budget and don’t have money to cover our debts. Just write another check!

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    xSigoff Premium Member 5 months ago

    Instead of a slightly used catapult, I’ll take a couple of F-16s, two F/A-18s, a slightly used Nimitz class Aircraft carrier, and 6 M1A2 tanks, for starters. I’m a little low on cash at the moment , so would you take a Social Security check if I endorse it over to you?

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    KEA  5 months ago

    The Pentagon’s having a one cent sale. (anyone remember?)

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    Norris66  5 months ago

    Looks like a Corporate Sell off for a Profit.

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    mike75035  5 months ago

    Our government just gives it away. Gives to Ukraine, gives to the Taliban.

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    bluephrog  5 months ago

    Didn’t the USA just send them to Ukraine???

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    eced52  5 months ago

    Send ’em to Ukraine.

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    bwswolf  5 months ago

    Maybe, just making room for “NEW” and better weapons …… ;)

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    walstib  5 months ago

    Just in time for pumpkin catapult season!

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    WCraft Premium Member 5 months ago

    What the Russians will soon be using unless China and N. Korea resupplies them.

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    raybarb44  5 months ago

    We are too but we just give our weapons to our enemies….

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    M.K.Staffeld  5 months ago

    I need one of those…

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    hagarthehorrible  5 months ago

    Opportunity for the huns to buy and use on the fink.

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    missyhyattfan  5 months ago

    Surplus like all the faulty stuff staff don’t want in the school district. Just cause the arm of a chair is bummy

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