Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 27, 2023

A Santa sanctuary? Doesn’t he have one at the North Pole?

This was due Friday.

We need that spell n our world now.

If only it was that easy to keep the stores from putting up all the Christmas stuff before Halloween.

Time for December! I’m ready to hear a lot of Christmas songs everywhere, including the neighbors, malls.

Nope, leaving it for another week…..

Someone has been naughty this year. Wiz, I wouldn’t be expecting much if I were you.

Hohoho…Santa doesn’t look pleased!

Well, if you get coal in your stocking this year, Henry would probably enjoy it……

Not until Advent.

Wonder what deal happened between those two

That’s the only way!!!!!!…..two locks!!!!!1

Yeah, stores are pushing Christmas earlier and earlier. Our supermarket started playing Christmas music weeks before Halloween.By the time Christmas actually arrives I hate the music.Then again, if the trend continues, perhaps it will come full circle and someday they’ll be pushing Christmas a whole 365 days in advance.Merry Christmas 2024!

I’m sorry to say this, Wiz, but you just dropped 75 percentage points in my estimation.

Here in Ottawa, the cancel culture has decreed that the Girl Guides must end their participation in the Santa Claus parade because it is a religious celebration.

David Letterman used to have his Late Night Christmas Special on July 5th, so he would be the first each year. I don’t think that would be the case anymore.

Tell that to the retailers.

He just sailed in on the Santa Maria.

Alohomora ! (Harry Potter)

Y’all know that there really is a North Pole Alaska: zip code; 99705

Sure? I wouldn’t want to run into those turkeys!

Santa had been suffering from Claustrophobia.

He really should’ve been released at Halloween. He could’ve blended in with the trick or treaters and made his escape northward!

I’m already putting up my Valentines Day decorations! (not really, but the way some people jump the gun with Christmas is ridiculous.)

He should’ve locked up Mariah, as well, but she was released the day after Halloween!

Now that Thanksgiving is over …… I’m in the Christmas mode ……. “MERRY CHRISTMAS” ……. :)

Bad Wizard…….

Let me be the first to wish the rest of us a Happy Festivus! Now, does anyone have any grievances they would like to air?

Wiz should’ve done this back in September…

Bite me

So that’s why it took so long!!