Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 28, 2023

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    seanfear  5 months ago

    what’s his crime? not putting Christmas decorations earlier?

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    Liam G.P  5 months ago

    I’d rather jump off a cliff than hear the same Christmas songs every time. I feel you.

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    Peterh778  5 months ago

    What a cruel and unusual punishment …

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    j_m_kuehl  5 months ago

    Hit the road, Jack, don’t you come back no more, no more

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    Uncle Kenny  5 months ago

    During the seige of the Alamo, Santa Anna had El degüello, a bugle call signifying no quarter, played day and night to torture the defenders.

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    mokspr Premium Member 5 months ago

    The lawyers from the World Court would like a word with you your fineness.

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    Troglodyte  5 months ago

    The Fink has got him in a funk.

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    DaveG1960  5 months ago

    Carey has a lot to answer for……..

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    cracker65  5 months ago

    It’s that time of year, unfortunately

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    Elmer6  5 months ago

    My favorite radio station started 24/7 Christmas songs at noon the day before Thanksgiving. They can’t even wait until the turkey is cold. I won’t be turning it on again until Dec. 26.

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    markkahler52  5 months ago

    Then, the king put on the Chipmunks Christmas album…

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 5 months ago

    Grandma got run over by a…BANG! THUD! Good riddance.

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    Goat from PBS  5 months ago

    If they were playing “Santa Baby,” I would be singing like a bird.

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    Lady loves a joke  5 months ago

    My least liked Christmas song is “Santa Claus is coming to town”, by Bruce Springsteen. Anyone else have one they don’t care for?

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    rockyridge1977  5 months ago

    The worst torture and it stays in your head!!!!!!!

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    TwilightFaze  5 months ago

    It’s not that the song is BAD (It’s actually pretty good!), it’s that it’s sung too often and in too many places! When it first came out it, it was awesome there was a good Christmas song that didn’t rely on the old tropes. If we had more of that, this wouldn’t be an issue. But the horse is not only dead and beaten, it was dug out of it’s grave, the bones are half-gone, and it’s STILL getting the BLEEP knocked out of it!

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    More Coffee Please! Premium Member 5 months ago

    God how I hate that song!!!

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    ladykat  5 months ago

    That would be torture.

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    rshive  5 months ago

    The Fink has some powers that he never dreamed of.

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    mourdac Premium Member 5 months ago

    It would have been "Grandma got run over by a reindeer’ but the courts ruled that would be cruel and unusual punishment.

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    Angry Indeed  5 months ago

    It looks like Mariah might be getting coal instead of a mink stole in her stocking for Christmas with a pending lawsuit on that song.

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    geese28  5 months ago

    See? I told you this variant would come sooner or later

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  5 months ago

    The Fink can’t Carey a tune.

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    jagedlo  5 months ago

    Especially that last high note of the song!

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    oakie817  5 months ago

    check out the Foghat version

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    silberdistel  5 months ago

    That reminds me of an old crime series from Hamburg (“Adelheid und ihre Mörder”). The Inspector used to fixate the culprits to the radiator in his office and let them listen to Adriano Celentano’s “Azzurro” for hours until they were ready to spill. Sometimes he forgot about the poor guys ;-)

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    eced52  5 months ago

    Like the sound of fingernails on chalkboard.

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    M.K.Staffeld  5 months ago

    That’d be enough to make anyone give in and talk…

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    eddi-TBH  5 months ago

    I never dreamed the Fink was that evil.

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    bigdawgjohn  5 months ago

    isnt that against The Geneva Convention?

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    brklnbern  5 months ago

    Could be worse. Any rap or hip hop.

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  4 months ago

    Cruel and unusual.

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