Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 09, 2023

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 4 months ago


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    jasonsnakelover  4 months ago

    Putting masks on bats?

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    Zykoic  4 months ago

    Too late.

    They are an incredible reservoir of viruses. Good for developing bio-weapons……

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    enigmamz  4 months ago

    Couple years late?

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    in-dubio-pro-rainbow  4 months ago

    Well, a Batman’s mask wouldn’t be of much use, would it?

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    Liam G.P  4 months ago

    What is his motive there?

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    Gent  4 months ago

    Ha. It more likely came outta a lab. Now waitsaminute. Wiz is the only one with a lab in Id. Hmmm….

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    Aaron Lucas  4 months ago

    Na.Na.Na.Na….bat mask….bat mask….

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    Calvinist1966  4 months ago

    Bat’s all folks.

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    jagedlo  4 months ago

    Are you sure that you’re not just masking the problem, Wiz?

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    tcayer  4 months ago

    Masks were debunked by authorities as being useless. I still see people wearing them. Yesterday at the store, a woman had one on, and had it pulled down. Why?

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    assrdood  4 months ago

    If the facts don’t fit the theory, change the facts.

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    MailbuEd  4 months ago

    I thought the first comment would be asking how he got the bats to sit still so he could mask them.

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    rockyridge1977  4 months ago

    New Batman in town!!!!!

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    rickseg  4 months ago

    This reminds me of the Bat Bomb Project back in World War Two. Check it out if you want to learn about a government project taken to the wildest of extremes.

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    [Unnamed Reader - bddb15]  4 months ago

    I have absolutely no idea what this is about. Someone please enlighten me!

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    HOTLOTUS1  4 months ago

    well, they aren’t leaving the cave, they’re just hanging around. nothin to do but frown

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    ChukLitl Premium Member 4 months ago

    True science will never tell you it’s safe. It’s might give best odds based on current data. As another ‘toon recently said; ♫ I’ve got the horse right here. ♫

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    Jim M  4 months ago

    Maybe it refers to White Nose Syndrome that is killing bat colonies.

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    paulprobujr  4 months ago

    Sometimes it’s better to leave mysteries mysterious. There’s endless debates about who Tom Bombadil is, which is an example of keeping something a mystery makes people more interested, while on the opposite spectrum the original SW trilogy leaving the “Clone Wars” a mystery was good for it, but by revealing what it was in the prequel trilogy kind of ruined it for many fans and is one reason I think it was criticized back in the day.

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    geese28  4 months ago

    China that close to id?

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    marcotte  4 months ago

    sleep masks??

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    Goat from PBS  4 months ago

    Don’t tell me that Covid is returning… Please don’t tell me that…

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    mistercatworks  4 months ago

    So … we’re looking at bats who are going to starve to death first?

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    T...  4 months ago

    EAR M U F F S, D U M M Y…

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    GiantShetlandPony  4 months ago

    If only people would wear masks when ‘they’ are sick.

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    crazeekatlady  4 months ago

    SAVE THE BATS!!!!!

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    darkdon Premium Member 4 months ago

    Me too??? Masking up the bats from covid maybe. A reach for humor!

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    [Unnamed Reader - f1ad8c]  4 months ago

    Bats have been affected by the white nose virus since 2006. White-nose syndrome (WNS) is the fungal disease killing bats in North America. Research indicates the fungus that causes WNS, Pseudogymnoascus destructans, is likely exotic, introduced from Europe. What started in New York in 2006 has spread to more than half of the United States and five Canadian provinces by August 2016, leaving millions of dead bats in its path. WNS causes high death rates and fast population declines in the species affected by it, and scientists predict some regional extinction of bat species. These include the once numerous little brown bat (Myotis lucifugus) and federally listed Indiana bat (Myotis sodalis) and northern long-eared bat (Myotis spetentronalis).

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    AB9SS  4 months ago

    An attempt to protect them from the “flew”?

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    TheDadSnorlax Premium Member 4 months ago

    possibly alluding to the rumor (or fact) that covid started with bats in china

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