Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 17, 2024

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    Qiset  5 months ago

    risky conversation.

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    Sanspareil  5 months ago

    Death needs a bit of a holiday now and then!

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    David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction  5 months ago

    The things we do to make room.

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    jasonsnakelover  5 months ago

    Quit slacking.

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    Ubintold  5 months ago

    He’s a dying breed.

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    Gent  5 months ago

    Life’s a beach. And then you dies.

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    jagedlo  5 months ago

    So much for Death Takes A Holiday…

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    Nighthawks Premium Member 5 months ago

    Boomers………be very afraid—you may be waiting a LONG time for someone to answer that call button once you’re ensconced into places like that

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    hariseldon59  5 months ago

    Dark humor.

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    rmercer Premium Member 5 months ago

    Well, he has an obvious place to start…

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member 5 months ago

    This “comic” is just plain ICKKY for us older folk.

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    rockyridge1977  5 months ago

    “life shows but half”….Browning———————Wiz….try considering a different solution.

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    Inahastation(eye nuh ha station)  5 months ago

    At a point, you’re not prolonging life, you’re prolonging death.

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    ThreeDogDad Premium Member 5 months ago

    Maybe it’s just a plumbing problem.

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    preacherman Premium Member 5 months ago

    Watch your mouth, Wiz, He could be coming for you. We can all rejoice when death takes a holiday.

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    wongo  5 months ago

    Is it the home that’s old? Or the folks?

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    walt1968pat Premium Member 5 months ago

    Not at all funny!

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    rshive  5 months ago

    More fun at the beach.

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    Goat from PBS  5 months ago

    That’s not death. Death is a sickle-wielding wolf. He said it himself.

    I’m Death. Straight up.

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    Zebrastripes  5 months ago

    Ooooh, a dark toon. ☹️

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    mfrasca  5 months ago

    Fredric March on vacation—"WHY IS THERE A CHERRY ON A STICK IN THIS DRINK?”

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    MichaelD Premium Member 5 months ago

    Do you mind, Wiz? The Reaper and Morpheus are in a conference call. These eternal beings take a bit.

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    Cerabooge  5 months ago

    Schwoosh! Thump. “Ask and you shall receive. And I didn’t even need to get up for it”.

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    BeniHanna6 Premium Member 5 months ago

    Very dark humor, but funny as Heck. Loved it.

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    Carol from CT  5 months ago

    Old Folks Home = “Departure Lounge”

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    llevikhin  5 months ago

    hey even Death needs a holiday

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    hk Premium Member 5 months ago

    End of life options already legal in these states: Don’t trust your relatives if you live here.OregonWashingtonMontanaVermontCaliforniaColoradoWashington D.C.HawaiiNew JerseyMaineNew Mexico

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    stamps  5 months ago

    Just wait for a riptide and send them out swimming.

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    kappy.mrnustik Premium Member 5 months ago

    Not funny in the least.

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    hooglah  5 months ago

    Get the government to whip up and mandate another batch of vaccines.

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    kathleenhicks62  5 months ago

    His door bell isn’t working!

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    It's Not Easy Bein' Me  5 months ago

    Canada’s euthanasia laws…

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    Paul D Premium Member 5 months ago

    No matter how long he’s on the beach, he will still be as pale as death.

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    Quentin1992  5 months ago

    There has been several comics today that were a little gross.

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    zarilla  5 months ago

    Maudlin, no macabre.

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    gammaguy  5 months ago

    I knew one fellow who “lived” for 5 years “cared for” (not by family) in a condition in which he would have died of embarrassment… if only he could. A proud man, he couldn’t get from his bed to the toilet without assistance. And he could hear and understand, but was totally unable to speak.

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    GumbyDammit223  5 months ago

    Need to read “On a Pale Horse” by Piers Anthony.

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    EMGULS79  5 months ago

    Hm…“Decrease the surplus population…” where have we heard that before, hmm?

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    ChazNCenTex  5 months ago

    Death takes a holiday. Somebody should write a book. Actually, it was an Italian play that was made into a movie in 1934.

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    CoffeeBob Premium Member 5 months ago

    I recall a chat with a Nursing home / Care Center manager about this. She said they would refer to calling the Celestial Taxi instead of an ambulance/mortuary when a resident passed. A bit less morbid I guess.

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    M.K.Staffeld  5 months ago

    “Death Takes A Holiday’…

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    pamela welch Premium Member 5 months ago

    Good Grief! I know it’s inevitable, but geez!

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    brklnbern  5 months ago

    Tain’t funny McGee.

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    Curiosity Premium Member 5 months ago

    Watching my mother and mother-in-law go into their 80s and 90s. One is into serious dementia, ahs suffered a number of strokes but doesn’t remember any of it. The other one has been having physical isssues for years and is now having memory and mental issues also. I’m in my early 70s, and don’t want to go there. There’s a lot positive to be said about increased longevity, but only if it the qualituy of life is good.

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    David Rickard Premium Member 5 months ago

    Death with interruptions.

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    markkahler52  5 months ago

    HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!

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    hubbard3188  5 months ago

    Cold dude. Very cold.

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    Ima Payne  5 months ago

    Actually the cartoon represents the fact that the writers over time have gone to sleep. ID used to be funny but that past six months or so they’ve missed more then they hit. Maybe the team decided its okay to pick on old people, anyone else would raise too much heck with them. Goodbye Wiz, I’m retiring you.

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    Longbow1964  5 months ago

    God’s waiting room!

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    rob.home  5 months ago

    My best friend from school just joined the elite 80s club in early February, and is still well, retired with his wife (and nearby 2 daughters) in a very nice home in Hobart, Tasmania. If I make it, I have to wait until the same time next year to join.

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    aussie399 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Can’t make my mind up whether this one is funny or offensive

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    Wizkid  2 months ago

    Why’s the wiz at an old folk’s home?

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