Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 26, 2024

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    The dude from FL (not bragging) Premium Member 4 months ago

    At least he can warm his bath water

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    silberdistel  4 months ago

    Whom does the picture on the wall show?

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    jasonsnakelover  4 months ago

    Giving him a bath is like giving a bath to a bobcat.

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    Mediatech  4 months ago

    Was he swimming in the moat again?

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    Troglodyte  4 months ago

    Cool trick, Henry.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 4 months ago

    When’s the best time to take a bath?

    Two dirty.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 4 months ago

    Wife: Will you go upstairs and draw a bath for the baby?

    Me: Sure.

    (leaves room)

    (comes back)

    Me: I forgot my pencil.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 4 months ago

    What do you call James Bond taking a bath?

    Bubble 07

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    Nuke Road Warrior  4 months ago

    Our peke would do the boneless act when he figured out he was at the Vet’s office. Fortunately we didn’t need a forklift.

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    jagedlo  4 months ago

    Multiply it by three and you get what’s happening with the puppies at our house…

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    Goat from PBS  4 months ago
    rule of owning a pet: Never tell them when bath time is.
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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 4 months ago

    I knew some guy who boasted that he’s was going to make millions by spending his entire life savings to raise boneless chickens. Never heard a peep out of him ever since! ;-p

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    rockyridge1977  4 months ago

    That’s a lot of water!!!!!

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    preacherman Premium Member 4 months ago

    Like my love dog, you hose him down, warm water, of course.

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    Zebrastripes  4 months ago

    My favorite saying! LOL

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    ladykat  4 months ago

    Bring the water to Henry.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  4 months ago

    I guess dragon his @ss is out of the question.

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    bwswolf  4 months ago

    Wizard …… Don’t you have a “Clean Henry” spell …….. :)

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    David Huie Green PrepareBeforeOrDispairAfter  4 months ago

    I thought he wanted Henry to heat the water for him.

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    M.K.Staffeld  4 months ago

    Getting a liquid state of dragon into the tub is gonna be a bit of a problem…

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    eddi-TBH  4 months ago

    Passive resistance.

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    Moonkey Premium Member 4 months ago

    So, dragons are related to cats?

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    markkahler52  4 months ago

    Henry can heat his own bathwater!

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    hagarthehorrible  4 months ago

    That’s how all the kids do when they here bath.

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