Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 29, 2024

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    The dude from FL (not bragging) Premium Member 4 months ago

    Where I live now, I was driving a car w/o GPS. I had just moved here and I guess I appeared lost. I pulled over and the car behind me asked if I was lost. I asked the exact same question! And at home I get drivers ask me to this day as they drive by my house

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    hariseldon59  4 months ago

    You can’t get there from here.

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    eromlig  4 months ago

    “You can check out any time you like…”

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    Gent  4 months ago

    The foods probably steenks there too eh.

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    DaveG1960  4 months ago

    I wonder if they are the number 6 to ask for a map? (A little Patrick Macgoohan in the ’60’s series “The Prisoner” humour there)……

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    Botulism Bob  4 months ago

    IBM moved out altogether from Broome County at the end of 2023. A sad ending for a once proud company.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 4 months ago

    I got an email the other day telling me how to read maps backwards.

    Turns out it was just spam.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 4 months ago

    I was really scared when I got lost climbing some mountains recently, but I found a map, a topographical map…

    It was a relief map.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 4 months ago

    I’ve been searching in this map for the past hour…

    And I can’t seem to find country music.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 4 months ago

    What do you call a reptile with a map?

    A navi-gator

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    littlejohn Premium Member 4 months ago

    Why couldn’t the man locate the bazaar on the map?

    Because he forgot to market.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 4 months ago

    Is a place that stores maps called…

    a wherehouse?

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    littlejohn Premium Member 4 months ago

    Did you hear about the book of maps that just didn’t care?

    The Atlas Shrugged.

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    Troglodyte  4 months ago

    Sounds like their roads are rubbish.

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    Nuke Road Warrior  4 months ago

    All roads lead to the gift shop.

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    The Reader Premium Member 4 months ago

    Sorry, you are on the loop road with no exits.

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    jagedlo  4 months ago

    What happens when visitors come to a city designed by Id-iots…

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    t1warren  4 months ago

    We had to put baby locks on our lower cabinets to keep the cats out. Somehow one of them found a way around them.

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    zerotvus  4 months ago

    The best part of town? the very center, that way every direction you go…you are leaving.

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    rockyridge1977  4 months ago

    Better buy two!

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    Goat from PBS  4 months ago

    All roads lead to Id. Everyone knows that.

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 4 months ago

    There’s a furniture store here that sells clearance items and is aptly named “The Dump”.

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    Cerabooge  4 months ago

    A lifetime ago, I got off I-10 in a town in New Mexico. I couldn’t get back on at that exit. I had to drive all the way through town before I could get back on the interstate.

    A little bit of Id popped through into our universe.

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    ladykat  4 months ago

    You’ll never get out!

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    Spacetech  3 months ago

    IKEA designed

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    WCraft Premium Member 3 months ago

    You can tell this is a cartoon and not based on fact. Men don’t ask for directions OR maps.

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    mfrasca  3 months ago

    Just like Route 800 in Night Vale.

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    David Huie Green PrepareBeforeOrDispairAfter  3 months ago

    Lookin’ for the next dump.

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    mistercatworks  3 months ago

    I used to live in Venice, CA near the beach (we call it Venice Beach, right). On the weekend, there is pretty much NO PARKING available in Venice Beach. There is a one-way traffic system insidiously designed to route “parking losers” into Marina del Rey. :)

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    joannesshadow  3 months ago

    There is one way in and out of the bank parking lot. I was working the drive-through when a woman who was trying to leave circled the building three times looking for the exit, which could be reached by going right instead of left. On her third pass, she stopped at the tube and shouted to me, “How do I get out?” I told her that it was the same way she had come in. She yelled back, " No, it’s not!" before she went around one more time and finally pulled out.

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    scaeva Premium Member 3 months ago

    Ah, so they are in Illinois …

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    eddi-TBH  3 months ago

    Wait for the next Hun invasion, then hitch a ride out with them.

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    dbrucepm  3 months ago

    and the Fink made them all toll roads

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    Curiosity Premium Member 3 months ago

    Sounds like Washington D.C. You’ll never find your way to anything, even if you can see it, unless you were born and raised there. Maybe not then.

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