Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 21, 2024

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    Sanspareil  3 months ago

    Hope that was the Fink’s bedroom window!!

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    enigmamz  3 months ago

    You can’t break a window that’s already broken!

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    electricshadow Premium Member 3 months ago

    It’s only funny because he could fix it anytime…for the right price.

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    Mediatech  3 months ago

    Can we have our ball back, sir?

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    markkahler52  3 months ago

    Um… that was the Royal Executioner’s window….

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    littlejohn Premium Member 3 months ago

    Which takes longer to run: from first to second base or from second to third base?…

    From second to third base, because there is a shortstop in the middle.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 3 months ago

    A baseball pitcher asked if he had a good curveball, but wanted a straight answer.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 3 months ago

    Have you ever wondered why baseball players get girlfriends?

    They’re great at hitting it off.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 3 months ago

    How do baseball players keep in touch?

    They touch base every once in a while.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 3 months ago
    Ever wondered why China doesn’t have a baseball team?

    Because they ate all their bats.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 3 months ago

    The only difference between a dentist and a Yankee fan is that the former yanks for roots while the latter roots for the Yanks!

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    B UTTONS  3 months ago

    Ewwww. Wiz, you broke the window to the “throne” room.

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    cdward  3 months ago

    That’s how you break into the big leagues.

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    Gent  3 months ago

    This just ain’t cricket.

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    preacherman Premium Member 3 months ago

    Why, pray tell, are they playing toward the castle when the outfield would have to be further away from the castle.

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    Goat from PBS  3 months ago

    Why are there windows? It’s a castle!

    Also, do they have six more players for a whole team? And Who’s on first?

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    rockyridge1977  3 months ago

    Yep….go ahead and get it over with!!!!

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    klapre  3 months ago

    I would have thought “chuck” instead of “huck”

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    jasonsnakelover  3 months ago

    Break the glass?

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    Steverino Premium Member 3 months ago

    They are all bats.

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    ChazNCenTex  3 months ago

    Now shouldn’t the king stick his head out of the window and say “Get off my lawn!”?

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    paullp Premium Member 3 months ago

    Assuming that’s the King’s window, expect to see Rodney chained up in the dungeon in the next panel — he’s holding the bat.

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    eced52  3 months ago

    Now that the obligatory window has been broken, PLAY BALL!

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