Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 26, 2024

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    Ratkin  about 2 months ago

    My wife.

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    David_the_CAD  about 2 months ago

    It is all of them legs and eyes, they can be way too creepy.

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    jasonsnakelover  about 2 months ago

    I get people who say kill spiders. Spyders on the other are different.

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    blunebottle  about 2 months ago

    I don’t kill the daddy long legs. They eat the less desirable spiders.

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    Kiba65  about 2 months ago

    I catch and release….

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    Qiset  about 2 months ago

    My thoughts exactly. I like spiders.

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    Zykoic  about 2 months ago

    One morning I thought I saw a brown mouse scurrying across my bedroom floor. It was a very big brown spider. I made it two dimensional. Sadly, no way to ID it. I don’t mind the outdoor guys. They keep the mosquitoes in check a bit.

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    The dude from FL (not bragging) Premium Member about 2 months ago

    I had a wolf spider that insisted on getting into my house . I had to kill it. Had no choice. You weren’t there!

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    enigmamz  about 2 months ago

    Hoomans is so dumb.

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    The_Uncle  about 2 months ago

    Actually Blanche, spiders (like snakes) are not poisonous – they’re venomous. Very few species represent a threat to us via their bite. And yes, without our favourite web-builders, we wouldn’t be able to move for the millions of insects out there… Plus, they work cheap! Please don’t squish…

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    Alyssa the Great  about 2 months ago

    I always make sure to let any bugs I find live, unless they’re either poisonous or invasive. Even if it is a giant scary looking spider.

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    Scorpio Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Yeah – Nope. you stay out there, i’ll stay in here. and we’ll all be happy

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    littlejohn Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Wiz, just send the spider to France. There it might meet it’s soulmate and get married and become newlywebs. And there they can have all the French Flies that they want. Also, they wont need to worry about any Frogs eating them. For the French do love to eat frog legs.

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    Izzy Moreno  about 2 months ago

    Yeah, humans.

    I guess my cat is human.

    Although, in one thing I do agree with the authors, but not for the same reasons: Humans can be very, very dumb.

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    Cornelius Noodleman  about 2 months ago

    I could use it to scare my sister.

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    Anters55  about 2 months ago

    One of the standard husband duties: (1) Open jars, (2) Take out the trash, (3) Kill the spiders.

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    DawnQuinn1  about 2 months ago

    I never kill spiders. I actually save them from drowning in my pool. lol

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    Count Olaf Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Animal abuser are not human.

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    Eric  Premium Member about 2 months ago

    If you don’t like spiders, you better like what spiders eat!

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    preacherman Premium Member about 2 months ago

    The problem is Wiz, it’s probably a house spider. You’ve just condemned it to death. Slowly.

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    GentlemanBill  about 2 months ago

    Unless you ingest, it’s not poisonous; it’s venomous.

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    rockyridge1977  about 2 months ago

    Either you hate them or you love them!!!!!

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    Goat from PBS  about 2 months ago

    Burn the house down! Just get rid of it!

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    figuratively speaking  about 2 months ago

    All creatures great and small.

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    phritzg Premium Member about 2 months ago

    I could always tell the size of the spider by how loud my wife screamed.

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    MichaelD Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Strip of the day.

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    tcayer  about 2 months ago

    I read that there are many species of spiders that are venomous, and could kill humans, but their fangs are not able to penetrate our skin!

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    StephenHoyt  about 2 months ago

    In South America they use Tarantulas kill roaches.

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    Rise22  about 2 months ago

    I kill ticks….have never figured out what they are good for yet….

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    raybarb44  about 2 months ago

    Sad thing is that house spiders are different that outside spiders and you are just going to kill them by doing that too…..

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    BuckeyeFanForever Premium Member about 2 months ago

    I usually leave them alone if they’re not bothering me.

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member about 2 months ago

    I’ve managed to convince my wife to allow garden spiders to live in our yard. They are beautiful and make make one of the most amazing webs! I just hope they aren’t picked off by birds.

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    Robert Miller Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Kinda sounds like, “Oh NO!! A Jew! Kill it, Kill it!” doesn’t it? Doesn’t matter what their politics, their lives, their accomplishments, if they live here or there, some people are just taught to hate, no matter what.

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    StoicLion1973  about 2 months ago

    I have an agreement with the spiders in my garage. They kill all of the pests they encounter, don’t crawl over my bike and spin webs on her, stay out the main living area (or don’t be so obvious about it) and they live in peace.

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    David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction  about 2 months ago

    Irrational prejudice.

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    JPuzzleWhiz  about 2 months ago

    Say her last two words of dialogue fast enough…!

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    Gent  about 2 months ago

    Spiders is steenky cannibalistic creatures creatures from the infernal depths. Better SPLAAATS em eevil critters when ya sees em.

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    Mr.doom  about 2 months ago

    If that little spider were only half the size of wizards, it would eat him instantly

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    geese28  about 2 months ago

    One comic I saw was a guy who spared a spider when his wife wanted him to kill it. Next evening they got robbed at gunpoint til a sniper bullet hit the robber. The husband looked and saw the spider he saved with a rifle give a thumbs up

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    Hex Goblinweb  about 2 months ago

    I used to like Blanche over spiders until I researched more about them. Now I’m fine with them (as long as they don’t walk on me).

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    anomaly  about 2 months ago

    Well, Blanche, there’s bound to be something out there that feels the same way about you. But you don’t mind being squished for no reason, do you?

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member about 2 months ago

    I’m with the Wiz. Spiders don’t generally bother humans, and they eat the bugs that do bother us. I generally catch them and take them outside. And don’t even get me started on bees, who pollinate our food crops and never sting unless you try to pet them.

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    WentHulk  about 2 months ago

    I love spiders

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