Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 29, 2024

They had to go and get him up so he could go and “giddy-up”.

His Royal Highness is higher than usual but the giraffe can still look down on him.

Get the King one of those horse-heads that are on a stick. Hell always be able to get on it. And it will always be the right size for him.

Now, let me ask: who of you fellow commenters sent in pictures for onemilliongiraffes dot com? What a great experiment that was❣️

Don’t think the giraffe’s happy.

Me never knews Finky into adventure sports.

The king needs to get off his high horse

Well ….. That’s something you don’t see everyday ……;)

I knew a short guy years ago, he always bought really tall horses.

Check that one off the ’"bucket list"……Sire!!!!

Gotta overcompensate for being that short.

Shoulda put him on a Shetland!

They haven’t heard of stepladders in ID?

So let’s see….was that a mount or a dismount or both?

(Maybe a disembarkation and a mount??)

he wants to be tall in the saddle?

When getting on your high horse is no longer a thrill.

The giraffe is not amused…

Not a happy giraffe LOL