Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 15, 2024

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 3 months ago

    I’ll take the Wizards side

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    CatonaPC©  3 months ago

    Hugging is another.

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    oldthang  3 months ago

    I vote for Blanche’s side!

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    Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member 3 months ago

    I’d be on the cold side.

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    gammaguy  3 months ago

    It only works for as long as they don’t touch each other.

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    Calvinist1966  3 months ago

    Today is Saint Swithin’s Day. This was mentioned to me earlier in the year. Back in March, I commented on the first three days and the saints that they are dedicated to – Saint David, Saint Chad and Saint Winnaloe. I mentioned two poems:-

    “Saint David and Saint Chad,

    Sow seed good or bad."

    “First Saint David, then Saint Chad,

    Then Winnaloe as though he was mad."

    Someone asked me about Saint Swithin’s Day. It has now arrived. We are having a wet summer here in the UK and this means that many places will have a wet Saint Swithin’s Day. According to English folklore, rain on Saint Swithin’s Day will last for a further forty days and forty nights. This is born out by the fact that rain on July 15 only happens in a wet summer such as we are having this year.

    I tend to comment on Saints’ Days here on The Wizard of Id as they were very important in the Middle Ages.

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    Gent  3 months ago

    Just waits till she realise that there be huge spiders and other crawling theengs in that tropical forest right next to her.

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    cg.la.tom  3 months ago

    when does it come on the market as I want one must be -40 on the cold side and (0 on the hot side

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    rockyridge1977  3 months ago

    Some like it hot…..some like it cold!!!!

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    David_the_CAD  3 months ago

    Watch out for the stormfronts that form in the middle.

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    assrdood  3 months ago

    Where could I find such a device? Amazon?

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    klapre  3 months ago

    Better have LaPlace’s Angel in the room with you.

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    DKHenderson  3 months ago

    Brilliant!

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    Goat from PBS  3 months ago

    Ugh, two extremes. Get me something somewhere in the middle.

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    hariseldon59  3 months ago

    What if the warm air and cold air meet and cause a thunderstorm over their bed?

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    David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatEvenWithFlaws  3 months ago

    The wizard is as impressive as usual.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member 3 months ago

    In my house it’s the other way around. In the winter my wife sleeps with the window open.

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    Neat '33  3 months ago

    Back in the late ’60’s me ’n the wife invested in a king size water bed that came with a heater that was placed under the mattress. Now, I see an add on the tube wherein one can buy a mattress that can/will cool you down?

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    Doug K  3 months ago

    How about Separate Bathrooms?

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    dpatrickryan Premium Member 3 months ago

    Wouldn’t there be a tornado or a lightning storm, right down the middle?

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    ekke  3 months ago

    Unfortunately, my wife’s “too cold” zone is up to 75 °F (24 °C) and her “too hot” zone is down to 70 °F (21 °C).

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    poppacapsmokeblower  3 months ago

    Interesting, they’re both in the middle.

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    Strawberry King  3 months ago

    I SO want this right now.

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    geese28  3 months ago

    Next is the bed covers…for the husband

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    AndrewSharpe  3 months ago

    Separate covers is all you need.

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    Fiammata  3 months ago

    I want one!

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