Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 23, 2024

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    WaywardWind  3 months ago

    I hope Sir Rodney’s armor doesn’t rust.

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    Doug K  3 months ago

    The Wiz and Blanch represent two types of beachgoers:

    … One is a Have-a-Good-Time Beachgoer

    … and the other is a Have-a-Bad-Time Beachgoer.

    Sir Rodney represents a third type of Beeachgoer —

    — the Have-a-Relaxing-Time Beachgoer.

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    blunebottle  3 months ago

    First time I’ve seen Rodney break the fourth wall. He looks weird.

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    David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs  3 months ago

    The wiz knows how to enjoy life.

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    Kaputnik  3 months ago

    Then there’s the non-beach-goer.

    Well, unless you’re fortunate enough to find a beach that isn’t crowded.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 3 months ago

    Those who enjoy the beach and those who simply beach about it.

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    walstib Premium Member 3 months ago

    So true. I took my wife to the beach, we settled in, relaxed for 15 minutes, but then she noticed nearby restaurants, and we were off to lunch.

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    paulprobujr  3 months ago

    A Star Wars reference (Attack Of The Clones, specifically).

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 3 months ago

    You’ll never enjoy this coarse if you have to beach about it.

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    Wizard of Ahz-no relation  3 months ago

    my wife and I like the beach but don’t like the crowds or heat-so we go in late april

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    rockyridge1977  3 months ago

    “To beach or not to beach”?…..that is the question!!!!

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    blakerl  3 months ago

    Sand gets everywhere?

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    monya_43  3 months ago

    Rodney must really hope that he doesn’t get sand inside his armor.

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    William Pflum  3 months ago

    Come over to the dark side Blanch…..

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    MichaelD Premium Member 3 months ago

    “It’s so course and its getting EVERYWHERE!” – I think we just found Anakin Skywalker’s real mother.

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    bartour  3 months ago

    There are two types of people… those that divide people into 2 types, and those that don’t.

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    eromlig  3 months ago

    “You’re gonna need a bigger beach.”

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    Cincoflex  3 months ago

    Blanche’s shoes and feet ALWAYS freak me out.

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    dadlivonia  3 months ago

    I am with Blanche! All orifices’, all the time, sand invasion.

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    DKHenderson  3 months ago

    I love beaches, but I wish that people wouldn’t take library books there. They inevitably get fine sand between the dust cover and the library’s protective cellophane cover.

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    Strawberry King  3 months ago

    When people get buried in the sand, don’t they usually get buried up to their neck? Or in their Wiz’ case, their beard?

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    curtlyon19  3 months ago

    I also HATE sand

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    One of the 12 monkeys  3 months ago

    Why does Rodney look like he’s led on a Giant piece of sand paper ?

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    Teto85 Premium Member 3 months ago

    There are more galaxies in the Universe than there are grains of sand on all the beaches of this planet.

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    Goat from PBS  3 months ago

    The Anakin Skywalkers and the Luke Skywalkers.

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    Sanspareil  3 months ago

    Wiz should take Blanch for a trip to Arakis, she’d never complain about Earth beaches again!

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    eced52  3 months ago

    Looks like he has a hairnet.

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    suelou  3 months ago

    If you don’t like it, why go??

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    markkahler52  3 months ago

    I’m the beach goer who looks for the local eateries!!

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    jmcenanly  3 months ago

    Is Blanche channelling Anakin Skywalker? He had similar issues with sand, even before he had mechanical parts.

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    zodismoon  3 months ago

    Blanche is channeling Anakin Skywalker.

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    mrsdonaldson  3 months ago

    Her feet are tripods!

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    tigerdg  3 months ago

    Wow! He said “There’re,” not “There’s”!

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    Dgwphotos  3 months ago

    Heh, the Anakin Skywalker “I hate sand” meme…

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