Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 01, 2024

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    hariseldon59  2 months ago

    Where are the moat monsters?

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    Ahuehuete  2 months ago

    Release the Kracken!

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    TonyB.  2 months ago

    I’m surprised that the moat still has water in it

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    Calvinist1966  2 months ago

    We’ve just had a heatwave in England. We were told on the news that our three days of hot weather was enough days to count as a heatwave. Now thunderstorms are sweeping across England from the south.

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    David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs  2 months ago

    Moats …. into which flowed all the sewage.

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    Troglodyte  2 months ago

    The Fink doesn’t find it remoatly amusing.

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    Gent  2 months ago

    Free foods for moat monsters eh.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 2 months ago

    MARCO!

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    rockyridge1977  2 months ago

    ‘Desperate Times Call for Desperate Measures’

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    preacherman Premium Member 2 months ago

    Yeah, Rod, but this might suggest a great way of reaching out to your Hun enemies. Don’t think of the heat alone, but of a Hun resort with diving and moat monster wrestling. For them, this is heaven. And when the night falls they’d enjoy the coolness of a good stretch in the dungeon. Y’all have all the amenities of a good Hun retreat.

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 2 months ago

    Add a few slides and, voila, Id water park.

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    blakerl  2 months ago

    Well it’s 72°F and will get up to 83°F today, that is actually below normal for August 1st.

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    eced52  2 months ago

    Send Henry to the basement to the iron door, and have him heat the water to boiling.

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    rshive  2 months ago

    If you can’t take the castle, you can always enjoy it.

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    Mediatech  2 months ago

    Is that Hagar the Horrible?

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    Goat from PBS  2 months ago

    Better than snow waves.

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    Godfreydaniel  2 months ago

    110 degree heat index in Kansas City today (in the shade). I remember an arc a long time ago when Id finally launched its navy. Rodney was the admiral, there was only ONE ship, and it only sailed in the moat.

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    hooglah  2 months ago

    Yep. The weathermen say it’s the worst we’ve had in 85 years. I wonder what caused it 85 years ago?

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    Frer Squirrel  2 months ago

    They are going in Seine!

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    eddi-TBH  2 months ago

    Can you imagine the smell of wet Hun on a hot day?

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    geese28  2 months ago

    Gotta make the moat of it

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    Mikeswolvesbane  2 months ago

    Just as this comic drew my attention, my radio began to play Led Zeppelin’s ‘Immigrant Song’….

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    Strawberry King  2 months ago

    A little fun in the sun.

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