Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 03, 2024

Worf does not approve!

Hope you can get out of the armor after it rusts

Hope there aren’t any rocks under the Slip-n-Slide. Those things really hurt and can slice up your knees.

Sad looking horse.

It is a good day to die, for someone else.

Does anyone understand what’s happening here?

Why is the Wizard going along with anything? There is no magic involved, and Rodney is doing it all by himself.

I don’t usually complain about lazy writing on daily, discardable strips, but c’mon. I expect better than average from these guys. Average today, being Hi and Lois, Blondie and Beetle Bailey.

In other words, awful.

What? Me was never knews this coward is into adventure sports.

I wonder if that’s just water he’ll be slipping through…

Dem boys definitely do not have enough to do!!!!!!

With all that armor on and a blazing sun, Rodney will cook like a TV dinner.

Better day to Live Free or Die. God Bless America.

Rodney is at least dressed for the joust.

Que up Simon and Garfunkel, “Slip slidin’ away”.

I know it’s supposed to be a water slide, but at this angle, either or both of them look like they’ve wet themselves.

Absolutely

There’s TWO jacka$$es in the second panel!

What about RUST?!

Years ago I bought a slip and slide for my kids. It says on the box “Not for adult use!” Boy, they mean it! Adults have a larger mass and higher distance from the ground. I nearly broke all my ribs!

A horse-pulled slip-and-slide… is Id in Kansas or something? There has to be a hill somewhere.

Horsie not too excited about this.

Water slide in armor. Rodney, you did rustproof the armor first right?

That’s one bored horse.

“Funny. You don’t look Klingon.”

When the time comes I am more concerned about it being a good way to die.

Skiing on a waterslide