Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 20, 2024

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    The Duke  4 months ago

    Speak softly but carry a big gun.

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    WelshRat Premium Member 4 months ago

    It’s not safe whilst cannons are pointing at it, Rodney. YOUR cannons!

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    Gent  4 months ago

    Really? But there ain’t nobody in the other watch tower.

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    Cerabooge  4 months ago

    But who can afford to cannonproof their house?

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    Mediatech  4 months ago

    I hope Rodney doesn’t fire all those guns at the same time. The recoil would have some painful results.

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    My First Premium Member 4 months ago

    Put him on top of the United Center in Chicago this week.

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    eced52  4 months ago

    Not if you don’t elevate those guns a little higher.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 4 months ago

    Idiots answer to Star Wars.

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    blairleroys Premium Member 4 months ago

    Rodney, did you remember to load the cannons?

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    rockyridge1977  4 months ago

    It does "look " safe!!!!!!

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    Goat from PBS  4 months ago

    Commit crime, get drilled by a cannonball.

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    MRC112  4 months ago

    If I had those cannons pointing at my house, I’m not convinced I’d feel all that safe.

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    baskate_2000  4 months ago

    Only if he doesn’t shoot the guns — the buildings of the town could be in serious danger is he does.

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    rshive  4 months ago

    May impress the Huns. Id residents, not so much.

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    ladykat  4 months ago

    No, it’s not.

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    tcayer  4 months ago

    Peace, through superior firepower!

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    blakerl  4 months ago

    I don’t see that as being very safe. Nope! It looks dangerous.

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    DKHenderson  4 months ago

    Perfectly safe—when you’re the one standing above the cannons.

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    InuYugiHakusho  4 months ago

    From an alien invasion?

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    Ima Payne  4 months ago

    I just resurrected the Wizard. Dont know if they have new writers but it hasnt been very puny the last six months or so. Like they decided to stay away for political inuendo.

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr.  4 months ago

    Gwen: Oh, my, Rodney! How impressive!!

    Rodney: Uh….I’m just standing in the wrong spot

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    poppacapsmokeblower  4 months ago

    “ Take the world in a love embrace. Fire all of your guns at once. And explode into space. Like a true nature’s child. We were born, born to be wild” Steppenwolf, Born to be Wild

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    eddi-TBH  4 months ago

    Is it me? Or are all those cannons pointing at the town?

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    mrsdonaldson  4 months ago

    Are those even pointing outside the city?

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