Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 10, 2025

I never was interested in ocean-going ships.

And isn’t the world just full of indigenous occupants that are not enamoured of that philosophy! (Hmm, clearly the site’s spell checker does not like English spelling: it wants “enamored”, but us Kiwis can’t be doing with that.)

It’ll be a short cruise if a storm comes up with all the gunports open.

Maybe you meets Hägar on the way eh.

He has a point !

just a thught what if American English had dropped the ‘o’ from all ‘ou’ words.

Wishful thinking?

Columbus’s side hustles.

Plunder, ravage, and pillage each port is the goal!

With that many ships……you can think what you want!!!!!

I think the artist wanted to draw a ship and got carried away. Simple, but pretty decent artwork.

No, you can’t!

Trump sailing to Greenland?

And thankfully the Huns don’t have a navy.

From whence cometh the rear design of a Canadian dime?

Meanwhile, while on the shore, a mother instructs her daughter about another exodus in progress.

“My dear daughter, have no fear of the captain and the crew of those ships as they are fleeing tyranny . Those aren’t battleships, they are mobilized laundry units equipped with the clothes lines that were outlawed by idiotic HOA rulers. "

Sails and flags going with wind, except smoke in the back

How can this be, Id is always under attack by Vikings and the Huns.

There were, at times, Pirate Fleets. Small and scummy though they may have been, they did exist. …until the Royal Navy showed up with their own fleets, exponentially larger, with more and better guns.

Fair winds and following seas, Rodney.

I don’t consider “luxury” to involve that much security.

A man, a plan, a canal, Panama!

Port O Fink?

Hmm? My English isn’t enough… :(

They will be sailing to ports of call (destination), but will the not be telling which one (=keep), because they will raid it?

Such “party poopers”.

The Fink is taking a winter cruise to Nuuk.

I have already seen this.

Greenland ho!