Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 16, 2025

Doesn’t hurt to be polite

It’s nice to keep busy during work hours.

Some ladder!

Don’t you just hate it when they double book the battles.

So … should you … do you want your enemy to know ahead of time so that they can prepare for your attack or do you want to surprise them?

Orcs never cancel.

The King should post a schedule for invasions. You don’t want the enemy of your enemy to arrive at the same time! They might start a friendship. That will be bad for you!

one entire hoard trying to go up one ladder?

Gotta schedule these invasions better, guys.

This is humor?

Orc invasion.

At lest he asked……..

Have the orcs and the Huns fight for the right to plunder!

Well…they could just hang out until the orc invasion and battle it out with them…winner take all. On the other hand, would Id be worth the effort?

Is the Viking guy on the ladder Sam Darnold? He won’t mind getting rescheduled in another time slot formation.

That’s his step ladder, he never knew his real ladder.

Harold Godwinson ought to have invoked this with Harald Hardrada!

Arrows sticking in block walls?

Will the orcs be on their wargs?

Or you could set the ladder on fire. Or just push it over.

Don’t forget the White Walkers appearing at 4pm

Text the orcs and see if they can delay things by half an hour.

Don’t orcs make great arrows?

No, no, no! Let them keep fighting until the orcs show up, then sign them up for the orc battle, too! It’s not like orcs will ally with the Huns!

Just let the orcs and the Huns fight outside the walls.