Working Daze by John Zakour and Scott Roberts for September 20, 2019

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    RAGs  over 3 years ago

    I though that Schroeder played the piano, and Schrodinger had the cat.

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    A Common 'tator  over 3 years ago

    Even Penny knows who Schrödinger’s cat is…

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    franksmin  over 3 years ago

    As Schrodinger’s theory proves that the cat is both alive and not alive…… leaves Calvin in a state of total confusion

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Has moustache dude never seen a cat and a box?

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    Tkdgator  over 3 years ago

    Dilbert on Shrodinger’s cat

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    Tkdgator  over 3 years ago

    Heisenberg, Schrodinger and Ohm are in a carThey get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks him “Do you know how fast you were going?”

    “No, but I know exactly where I am” Heisenberg replies.

    The cop says “You were doing 55 in a 35.” Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts “Great! Now I’m lost!”

    The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says “Do you know you have a dead cat back here?”

    “We do now, asshole!” shouts Schrodinger.

    The cop moves to arrest them. Ohm resists.

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    Happy Tinkerbelle Premium Member over 3 years ago

    stupid theory. I give it the sound of one hand clapping

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    gopher gofer  over 3 years ago

    definitely not up to scratch…

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    Madzdad the bard  over 3 years ago

    Science is mocked because people are embarrassed to admit they don’t understand it and don’t care to understand it.

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    belgarathmth  over 3 years ago

    Did he get the name wrong as part of the joke?

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    gileshead  over 3 years ago

    That’s interesting. Schroeder in “Peanuts Begins” ate Snoopy’s dog food last week, so snoopy climbed into Schroeder’s high-chair and ate the sandwich. I’m just saying what a wonderful resonance.

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    Lee26 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    But, but, cats LOVE boxes! Just not closed up ones.

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    chromosome Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Glad to see Roy still thin…

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    corpcasselbury  over 3 years ago

    So who is that guy Sal is talking to, Scott? I don’t recall ever seeing him here before.

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    RobinHood  over 3 years ago

    He’s not mocking science, he’s mocking Sal

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    zippykatz  over 3 years ago

    Nothing funny about a dead cat or a cat eating poison.

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    Danicat  over 3 years ago

    How is that mocking science when he is using the science of deduction, as the most famous fictional private detective of all time used to do.

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    RobinHood  over 3 years ago

    3 possibilities live cat, dead cat, or a piano.

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