Working Daze by John Zakour and Scott Roberts for April 05, 2024

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    Yakety Sax  3 months ago

    Their Carpet Will Never Be The Same NOT my story

    My brothers and sisters basically ordered my wife and me to buy their children — our nieces and nephews — expensive gifts for Christmas because, according to them, we are “well off”. We’re not really; we’re just financially responsible.

    But since they asked for it, and it’s already on the budget, we decided to be vindictive this year. For the most amazing Christmas, our nieces and nephews will each get:

    <> Five tubs of Play-Doh — which sticks to everything

    <> Five kgs of multi-colored kinetic sand — which gets everywhere

    <> Five tubs of gooey slime — see all above

    <> Five packs of easy-fill water balloons

    <> Age-appropriate Nerf guns and safety glasses.

    This should be a fun Christmas. I think this could be the start of a new Christmas tradition, depending on whether my siblings remain naughty or nice.

    You demand someone expensive gifts; you get cheap and annoying ones instead. But will the children care? No, they’ll think it’s the best Christmas ever.

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    jmworacle  3 months ago

    In which the entire upper management takes the week off.

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    mousefumanchu Premium Member 3 months ago

    You forgot the glitter. It NEVER goes away!

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    Old Time Tales Premium Member 3 months ago

    Rose petals! I thought at first they were bloody footprints.

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