I always made sure I had a sheet of paper in my hand when I left the shop area. When my version of Rita would try to get in my way, I’d hold up the paper and say “busy”, then keep walking away from her. Most times, I was heading for the coffee maker. Sometimes, it was actual work.
jmworacle 8 months ago
Not even Global Tel Link went to this extreme.
Pharmakeus Ubik 8 months ago
Maybe a wheel of Parmigiano Reggiano would work better.
The Reader Premium Member 8 months ago
That new machine keeps spilling the coffee!
I was FRAMED!!!!!! 8 months ago
Does she actually think that the trap is stronger than someone looking for coffee? She is mistaken.
phritzg Premium Member 8 months ago
Nice try, Rita, but even HR knows entrapment when they see it.
bikamper 8 months ago
I always made sure I had a sheet of paper in my hand when I left the shop area. When my version of Rita would try to get in my way, I’d hold up the paper and say “busy”, then keep walking away from her. Most times, I was heading for the coffee maker. Sometimes, it was actual work.
MichaelD Premium Member 8 months ago
You can get coffee in the break room. Bait it with “vacation time”.
95 8 months ago
It’s ok. Donna must have set it. Safety is on…
dv 8 months ago
I don’t drink coffee, maybe put a cupcake or a donut there?
ladykat 8 months ago
Rita, you can’t do that.
ChessPirate 8 months ago
Someone switched the coffee for a Water Bottle and Rita wasn’t a bother for the rest of the day…
usnelsons Premium Member 8 months ago
As designed, this trap won’t spring anyway.
rshive 8 months ago
Probably spiked coffee.
PoodleGroomer 8 months ago
Coffee gets cold. Some have lost their affinity for donuts. A hot cinnamon roll in the trap would be infallible.
coffeeturtle 8 months ago
THIS IS DIABOLICAL!!!!!
BOOOOO!
mousefumanchu Premium Member 8 months ago
At least the bait works.
phritzg Premium Member 8 months ago
I’m pretty sure Rita is not a catch and release kind of person.
gmu328 8 months ago
tempting, though … must resist as I have surgery this morning …
Jkendr46 8 months ago
Somewhere on this planet an employer will actually consider trying this on their employees….