WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for December 30, 2022

Doing a career change. Good idea you’re not making it as monsters under children’s beds.

Monstrous working conditions

Clearly they graduated at the bottom of the class at Monsters University.

Why would they hate the child’s feet? I thought monsters liked gross things

Warning to monsters: There may be children over (or on) your bed (especially at night). Children may leave dangerous objects on the floor.

Why I always wore my stinkiest sneakers before going to bed. And I kept my stinking socks on, too.

…or a bed change….that’ll teach ya to spook little kids…

You were told that there would be problems if you came out of the closet. :)

Annoyingly inane.

Keeping the dust bunnies away so worth keeping.

This makes me think of one of my favorite shirts:

https://www.gruntstyle.com/products/youth-landmine