WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for September 28, 2023

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    C  7 months ago

    Carbon copy of the real thing

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    Zykoic  7 months ago

    Has no Bragg angles.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 7 months ago

    Try squeezing it really, really tightly.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 7 months ago

    “Hey, you knew I was a coal miner’s son from the moment we met at the adit.

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    ACK! Premium Member 7 months ago

    This marriage is off to a rocky start.

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    Doug K  7 months ago

    A “diamond” that rough cannot be flawless.

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    kelese  7 months ago

    Honey, you’re a diamond rough too.

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    jel354  7 months ago

    Thanks a lump.

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    Out of the Past  7 months ago

    Or a big piece of something.

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    paulprobujr  7 months ago

    I guess he’s saying that if she can turn up the heat and pressure on that piece of coal as she’s been doing to him to propose, then she should have a diamond by the time they get married. :)

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    jsimpso1  7 months ago

    Sigh. Despite what we learned in the Silver Age Superman comics, diamonds didn’t start out as lumps of coal. Nothing quite like humor based on ignorance.

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    Zebrastripes  7 months ago

    Well, he also said the more you wear it the shinier it gets…

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    Bill The Nuke  7 months ago

    And it only cost him $1000.

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    PoodleGroomer  7 months ago

    Tell her to sit on it.

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    Ishka Bibel  7 months ago

    Coal is organic carbon. Diamonds are inorganic carbon.

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    mistercatworks  7 months ago

    “In the rough”, sure. “Flawless?” – a couple of million years to early to tell.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  7 months ago

    He couldn’t take the heat or handle the pressure of getting a real diamond.

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    Phydeux  7 months ago

    Charlene Brown?

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