Not making the cut
Give him a stiletto. Or a bodkin
Big caveman club would do. Who’d wonder what that thing is?
I think a chainsaw is the modern equivalent, especially in Texas.
He needs a combine. The scathe is not a weapon or a symbol for killing; it’s a reaping tool. He gathers (harvests) the souls.
How about a subpoena?
I got a chainsaw blade for my weed wacker.
But scythes are cool and scary! Why else would you be called the Grim REAPER? You don’t hear Ruby Rose complaining about her scythe!
The Grim Reaper has too many appointments. He’s monitored by supervisor who gets irate when the quota is missed.
If he just leaps off Binky and takes care of business there’s no time for awkward conversation.
He wants a "Reap"lacement.
A rake is all he needs
You can always cut the conversation short….
Get a weed whacker, like the Grim Reaper in MythTickle.
Maybe a giant ‘delete’ button.
Scythe matters.
How about a string trimmer?
Death has already upgraded to an AR-15.
So, Death’s boss is God?
Wulff & Morgenthaler
C 3 months ago
Not making the cut
Cornelius Robinson Premium Member 3 months ago
Give him a stiletto. Or a bodkin
Aimless Melissa 3 months ago
Big caveman club would do. Who’d wonder what that thing is?
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member 3 months ago
I think a chainsaw is the modern equivalent, especially in Texas.
P51Strega 3 months ago
He needs a combine. The scathe is not a weapon or a symbol for killing; it’s a reaping tool. He gathers (harvests) the souls.
kelese 3 months ago
How about a subpoena?
ArtyD2 Premium Member 3 months ago
I got a chainsaw blade for my weed wacker.
SquidGamerGal 3 months ago
But scythes are cool and scary! Why else would you be called the Grim REAPER? You don’t hear Ruby Rose complaining about her scythe!
gozirra2 Premium Member 3 months ago
The Grim Reaper has too many appointments. He’s monitored by supervisor who gets irate when the quota is missed.
Bill The Nuke 3 months ago
If he just leaps off Binky and takes care of business there’s no time for awkward conversation.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 3 months ago
He wants a "Reap"lacement.
mindjob 3 months ago
A rake is all he needs
bbbmorrell 3 months ago
You can always cut the conversation short….
prrdh 3 months ago
Get a weed whacker, like the Grim Reaper in MythTickle.
anomaly 3 months ago
Maybe a giant ‘delete’ button.
Jeffin Premium Member 3 months ago
Scythe matters.
Nuliajuk 3 months ago
How about a string trimmer?
Simon Seamount 3 months ago
Death has already upgraded to an AR-15.
steve7701 Premium Member 2 months ago
So, Death’s boss is God?