WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for September 23, 2024

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    C  3 months ago

    Not making the cut

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    Cornelius Robinson Premium Member 3 months ago

    Give him a stiletto. Or a bodkin

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    Aimless Melissa   3 months ago

    Big caveman club would do. Who’d wonder what that thing is?

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member 3 months ago

    I think a chainsaw is the modern equivalent, especially in Texas.

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    P51Strega  3 months ago

    He needs a combine. The scathe is not a weapon or a symbol for killing; it’s a reaping tool. He gathers (harvests) the souls.

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    kelese  3 months ago

    How about a subpoena?

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    ArtyD2 Premium Member 3 months ago

    I got a chainsaw blade for my weed wacker.

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    SquidGamerGal  3 months ago

    But scythes are cool and scary! Why else would you be called the Grim REAPER? You don’t hear Ruby Rose complaining about her scythe!

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    gozirra2 Premium Member 3 months ago

    The Grim Reaper has too many appointments. He’s monitored by supervisor who gets irate when the quota is missed.

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    Bill The Nuke  3 months ago

    If he just leaps off Binky and takes care of business there’s no time for awkward conversation.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  3 months ago

    He wants a "Reap"lacement.

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    mindjob  3 months ago

    A rake is all he needs

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    bbbmorrell  3 months ago

    You can always cut the conversation short….

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    prrdh  3 months ago

    Get a weed whacker, like the Grim Reaper in MythTickle.

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    anomaly  3 months ago

    Maybe a giant ‘delete’ button.

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    Jeffin Premium Member 3 months ago

    Scythe matters.

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    Nuliajuk  3 months ago

    How about a string trimmer?

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    Simon Seamount  3 months ago

    Death has already upgraded to an AR-15.

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    steve7701 Premium Member 2 months ago

    So, Death’s boss is God?

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