WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for January 11, 2025

“Get off your high horse.”

Doncha dally – get your horse by Dalí…

…. you, and the horse you rode in on!

It has nothing to do with morals and everything to do with stilts.

Middle ages: HorsesToday: SUV

Perhaps he’s one of the Knights Templar.

You have a very stilted opinion of yourself.

The medieval equivalent of being filthy rich.

He’s definitely up on his high horse.

When you put yourself up so high (above others), you have farther (and further) to fall. And you will hit harder and it will hurt more and do more damage when you do fall.

Do not worry sire, Tis but a flesh wound.

Jacked up?

But the roll-overs are a b*tch

Just because you’re riding a taller horse, doesn’t mean you’re superior, you horses a$$

Who does he think he is, Henry VIII?

Wait’ll the horse has to gallop and breaks all its legs. See how superior you are then.

“I’m your worst knightmare!”, thinks the horse.

Buzz kill!

Like a lift kit on a pickup truck.