Have you even met Emily Elizabeth and Clifford, Zack?
Consider yourself … part of his family.
At least they don’t greet you by sniffing your butt.
Since dogs are color blind.. how does he know it’s an ugly sweater?
We make ourselves wear ugly sweaters, or is there someone “up there” doing this to us?
Only if you train them properly.
Dogs know we’re not dogs. They do do the alpha thing with us, though, to some extent.