Zack Hill by John Deering and John Newcombe for November 11, 2024

Zack, this offends me. I’m just kidding, no offense. Also, poor Skyman didn’t seem to get as big as the other 3.

We need Quatum-Aigirl.

Offended Man may be for our time – like a sign of our times —

— but he would not be a hero.

Offended Man is like Cole Oyl in “Popeye”: “They owe us an apology!”

Offended Man and his sidekick Snowflake

“or offensive man”

Obviously, his political affiliation would be Democrat/Liberal/Leftist.

Skyman now that is a deep dive

Yup, it’s about time for all the offended whining about “Happy Holidays” to start up.

I am offended by your offensive offensiveness!

I suppose you could revive the Greatest American Hero, or maybe not.

No, this is a call for offensive man! Available for sale in Washington DC.

Hilarious!

Not again!

Watch out! He’ll take a fence.

The runty, four eyed, ginger, home haircut, wearing Goodwill clothes may not be so smug once he starts middle school.

Offended Man is faster than the cancellation of an offending celebrity, more powerful than the First Amendment and able to leap over logic and sanity in a single bound.

Good for you Zack!

Skyman??? Was that like a PEP character?

Shouldn’t that be Offendedperson? Or more precisely, Offendedtestosteroneenhancedperson?