Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for April 23, 2022

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    allen@home  7 months ago

    Ziggy it might be a good idea to have some fried squab before your next poker game.

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    jasonsnakelover  7 months ago

    Only when you invite friends over to play and you have a very intelligent parrot standing next to you.

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    C  7 months ago

    Time to pluck that bird

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    wjones  7 months ago

    Put that bird in a cage, cover it and put the cage in a different room.

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    Doug K  7 months ago

    Great – Ziggy feels embarrassed – they can all see that he’s flushed.

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    constantine48  7 months ago

    Stool pigeon!

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    gammaguy  7 months ago

    Did Ziggy train the parrot to say that when he actually has a nothing hand?

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    MY DOG IS MY CO PILOT  7 months ago

    A man went to a pet shop looking to buy a parrot. The shop had several parrots but one was priced much lower than the others. When the man asked why one was so much cheaper than the others, the pet shop owner assured the man that he did not want the cheaper one because it had a very foul mouth.

    “I’ve tried everything, but I can’t get him to stop cussing”, he explained.

    Eager to save some money, the man bought the parrot, sure he could teach the bird not to cuss. He too tried everything to stop the parrot’s foul mouth.

    Finally, in frustration, he put the bird in the freezer to cool off. After a few minutes, he opened the freezer to find the parrot with a totally changed attitude.

    “Please, I’ll NEVER cuss again! Please let me out! By the way, what did the chicken do?”

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    treutvid  7 months ago

    Fold

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    Brich027  7 months ago

    Poker face, Ziggy!

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    Chris  7 months ago

    maybe you should squawk louder… the people outside probable didn’t hear you.

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    mckeonfuneralhomebx  7 months ago

    stool pigeon

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    blakerl  7 months ago

    I fold.

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    rockandrollanimal  7 months ago

    Ziggy should put the bird in a room with cats.

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    oakie817  7 months ago

    nicely played (pun intended)

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    thejanith Premium Member 7 months ago

    What a rat fink! Or is that rat finch?

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    pappy99  7 months ago

    Ziggy has friends/acquaintances after all.

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    Jogger2  7 months ago

    The dog complained that he couldn’t play poker: Every time he got a good hand, his tail would wag.

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    norphos  7 months ago

    Dumb parrot!

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    GG_loves_comics Premium Member 7 months ago

    Reminds me of an old Dennid the Menace from the 60s: “How come Mrs. Jones’ cards all look like little Valentines?”

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    Chris Sherlock  7 months ago

    Ziggy looks a little flushed.

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