Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for October 02, 2024

Yet, another bookstore that will be going out of business.

I loaned “Computers for Dummies” to a co-worker. She brought it back in a week and said she didn’t understand it.

I took an I.Q. test last week. I failed.

A friend of my next-door neighbor had a “problem child” who took an IQ test. I never knew how he did, but my neighbor did tell me what one of the questions was – “Why should you always turn off the lights when you leave a room”. There were three possible answers:

A) Leaving the lights on is a fire hazard (this was back when there were only incandescent bulbs, which got pretty hot)

B) To save money on your electric bill

C) To save the environment

All of those are valid answers. How are supposed to know which one is right?

Is that guy behind the counter even qualified to give an I.Q. test?

“…you’ll have to take this IQ test!!”

Oh? What’s wrong with it? Why don’t you want to keep it?

I don’t like to think of Fuzz being at home alone, so I hope he’s here with Ziggy, at his side…

I fail to see why.

If I knew there was going to be a test …

“For Dummies” books? The only ones Republicans can read or understand … maybe NOT understand even those.

Only to show you don’t need the “dummies” books!

How about “The Idiot’s Guide to Big Dummies Books”…

Oh, Ziggy will qualify. Easily.

Agreeing to take the test is proof of qualification.