Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for January 17, 2025

Small tip time

How rude!

You’re fired!!

My weight is 250 pounds. But I would still go for a Big Mac or a Whopper! Bet you couldn’t guess.

that’s not funny McGee

For this waiter’s little quip, Ziggy should leave no tip. That should be just enough of a comeback that would matter.

He missed half pint, small fry.

No tip.

When the “server” goes back to give the order excuse yourself go to the “Loo” and exit.

No … I’m not a cannibal.

The Fink would have him hanging upside down in the dungeon with Spook.

There goes his tip!

kick his knee Ziggy

No tip for this jerk.

Ziggy, don’t stand for that!!

A shrimp size tip will be left.

Ziggy, go elsewhere.

No ! The tip! Hehehe!

Have both.

sic Fuzz on his ankles, Ziggy

“No, I think I’ll have waiter ala flambe’.”

“petite filet for me, and a punch in the d!ck for you”

Mad’s “The Ring and I” had the Hobbits ordering small fries, small beer, and a short order of shrimp.

keep up with remarks like those and he’ll be short with you…

Ziggy,Glare at him, slam the menu down, get up and leave!!

There goes your tip, funny man.

Leave there Ziggy! Go to Little Cesar’s!